A Different Approach

Today I tried scowling at everyone everywhere, all day long. Shockingly, I was able to frown as much as I wanted to without drawing any undue attention to myself. I'm the only one who seems bothered by it. Who wants to be a grump all day? It made me cranky. Plus I think I've developed a wrinkle. I don't care what kind of looks I get.  I'm going back to smiling. And I'm going to get some Botox for that wrinkle!