Yesterday, I spent the entire day doing some intensive research at the perfume counter at Barneys. My friend and favorite fragrance expert, Bruno, assisted me as I sniffed and sprayed my way through hundreds of scents, trying to find the one fragrance that could capture my essence like Eau de Loulou, but alas, there was no substitute. I was so dejected, I didn’t even have the heart to shop. I just grabbed a few essentials on my way out the door: 3 pairs of shoes, the collection of new lipstick shades from Armani, half a dozen eyeshadows, and the cutest straw bag with a patent leather handle. Once home, I started to wonder whether Bruce was worth all of the heartache. I have never wasted a perfectly good morning of shopping because of a guy before. Where were my priorities? I decided to make a list of Bruce’s good and bad qualities.
Things I Love About Bruce
• Perfect profile (have I mentioned his fabulous nose)
• Very intelligent
• Great taste (he picked me, after all)
Things I Don’t Love About Bruce
• He can’t smell
• I suspect that he may be a bit shallow.
• When we go to charity events, he doesn’t seem to care about starving supermodels or fledgling fashion designers all that much.
• His orange shirt
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